Saturday, December 5, 2009

Funny things to do in a movie theater?

1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"



2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.



3. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen.



4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?"



5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.



6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.



7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"



8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.



9. During the previews, yell out "Can you fast foward it please?"



10. Try to start a Mexician wave



11. Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the seats alreadly taken by your invisible friend.



12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the movies twist.



13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors.



14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.



15. Everytime someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the ******* profanity!"



16. Hum the theme music.



17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the ceiling.



18. Go "Ooooooooooh...." whenever someone kisses.



19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view.



20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful butterfly"



21. Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late.



22. Enquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.



23. Ask a friend to sit four seats beside you and to call you to your mobile phone, answer after a few rings and start to talk loudly about any anoying subjects you can or about the movie.



Funny things to do in a movie theater?theater seating



i think its funny when some fool answers his phone and answers he is doing field work when the theater sound is booming and liable to be heard by the caller.



Funny things to do in a movie theater?lyric opera opera theater



you should rename 23 things to get yourself kicked out of movie theater although some of those are funny
What's a mexican wave?
I gave you a star.. and I am seriously cosidering these next time I go to the movies.. =)
just go to sleep, it's more fun for others who looks at u
ok i think ima have to try that my best is run up and down the seats and throw popcorn at people making out thats the best ive come up with but i have done a few of them things bfor like i always go ohhhhhhhhhh and sometimes i do clap at the end of them movie if i like it



anyways that was good laugh

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