Aww....this is SUCH a cute joke.....check it out?

There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good.

He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!''

The magician chased the bird away.

The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked onstage and declared, ''It's in his pocket!''

The next day, as he was performing the highlight, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank.

The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot.

They stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything, when suddenly the parrot said, ''I give up, what'd you do with the ship?''

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aaawwww
it is cute. {smile}
haha
SOOOOO CUTE!!!!
Very Very good Joke . Never heared that one before. Thanks for the laugh.
Cute, yes and a star is given for a clever joke.
ha, ha. that was cute.
lol its a good one :)
Haha.....I love it!
HA HA HA HA 9/10
loll.. Thats adorable...:) Keyooot !

And imagine if the magician were to reply

Magician : It's in my pocket... Just where you wanted it ;-)